Funny Shayari

Ankho se jab kisi ko shikayat ho jati hai,
Dil ko jab dhadkano ki ijazat ho jati hai,
Kaise bhul jaye koi kisi ki yadon ko,
Kisi ki adat ho jati hai.

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Girls Hearts Like WATER,
Boys Hearts Like MOBILE,
Either Water Falls On Mobile
Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi.

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Zindagi Me Do Cheeze Bahut Takleef Deti Hai-
1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Na Ho Uske Sath Rehna.
1 Wo Jis Se Mohabat Ho Uske Bagair Rehna.

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Kya apke toothpaste mai namak hai?
Agar haa to thoda haldi, mirchi, immli,
Aur narial dalkar chatni kyun nahi bana lete..
What an idea sir ji...

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Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,
Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga.